{"product_id":"allergic-to-idiots-tee","title":"“Allergic to idiots\" Tee","description":"This lightweight crew-neck tee brings a relaxed, vintage-inspired vibe to everyday wear. Printed on soft, ring-spun cotton, the design features a bold, organic red pattern with hand-lettered text across the back — a subtle statement that reads like a reclaimed poster or sketchbook page. The tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean, while shoulder tape and a tear-away label make it comfortable for long days out. Wear it with worn denim and layered shirts for a casual, lived-in look that feels personal and considered.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton (Oeko-Tex certified)\u003cbr\u003e- DTF sleeve and inner neck prints; durable Direct-to-Garment print for main design\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52346947502408,"sku":"15025444676892091770","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52346947535176,"sku":"13141390910118068162","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52346947567944,"sku":"11544626572404275882","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52346947600712,"sku":"19903327885638641632","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52346947633480,"sku":"19231002059550023226","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52346947666248,"sku":"32835135855443492411","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52346947699016,"sku":"22712747475288440899","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0912\/6445\/0888\/files\/10114643192106784670_2048.jpg?v=1768863769","url":"https:\/\/heatmess.com\/products\/allergic-to-idiots-tee","provider":"Heat Mess","version":"1.0","type":"link"}